You know how much I love you, right? I'm sure you found it odd that a fourth grader listed you as her inspiration, but now I'm sure you've embraced me as one of your most devoted fans. Well, I just wanted to let you know that you've managed to strengthen my love (and weaken my budget) once again.
We took Lebowski for the worst haircut of his life this week, however your new pet line at PetSmart made everything infinitely better. Now, I just have to help Lebowski decide what items we want for my birthday and Christmas, and maybe a bonus gift, just because you're really outdone yourself this time, Martha.
Your devoted friend,
Fashionable (I'm thinking the red & teal):
here, and no, I'm not getting paid to pimp Martha, I just ♥ the lady: