Wednesday, November 18

love it!

One of my funny girlfriends sent me a hilarious someecard (aren't they all? both girlfriends and someecards):
Let's pretend there's nothing alarming about a tween fantasy movie causing cougars to fantasize about statutory rape
Here are the other New Moon cards:
Twilight showed me it's okay to date underage girls if you're a 107-year-old vampire
I wonder if Twilight's abstinence message will suppress my herculean urge to screw Robert Pattinson
I'll never be your Edward Cullen from Twilight but I promise to be a pasty bloodsucker who never sticks around for breakfast
Not sure why they had to specify, "from Twilight"...
Watching a gorgeous vampire and buff werewolf battle for a girl's love is the perfect distraction from my inability to meet a semi-datable human

Looking forward to seeing it this weekend!!


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